Post by Laurnath on Jul 26, 2020 1:56:01 GMT 10
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Luminescent Utility Staff
Base 30,000, Improved 80,000, Deluxe 135,000, Premium 210,000
"This staff is designed in such a way that the wielder can attack to cause either slashing, piercing or bludgeoning damage, as the situation may require.
It also has a delicate looking hook at the base, to assist with trap disarming.
While the most curious effect is the gentle vibrations that hum aggressively towards any enemy, and somehow interfere with weak magics cast against the wielder."
Unmentionable
Base 70,000, Improved 90,000, Deluxe 140,000, Premium 220,000
"This Club "weapon" has a few things that are individually worth mentioning.
- Almost always slick
- Sprays a sticky white substance
- Vibrates
- Can render someone brainless
This wicked combination is perhaps why no-one ever mentions this, nor the fact that it is ribbed??"
Direly Mentionable
Base 70,000, Improved 95,000, Deluxe 140,000, Premium 230,000
This "plaything" seems more like a weapon of destruction. It is worth noting however that:
- You can twirl it defensively
- It assists in balance and movement
- Fey say it has "blessed emissions"
- It vibrates
- Some monsters get giddy seeing it
It's hard to ignore, and to mention it... well, it's not the done thing in most circles."
Luminescent Multi-situational Robes
Base 80,000, Improved 110,000, Deluxe 140,000, Premium 175,000
These strangely woven robes seem to take an absolute beating from any weapon, as well as make you impervious to some irritating spells.
They have to be seen to be believed! The most flexible, comfortable robes on the market*.
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* Except for Mortimer's, sir we would never cast aspersions about the comfort about your personal robage.