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Mrgrumble
Threshold

I'm confused...

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Want-Ads Aug 31, 2020 15:11:19 GMT 10 via mobile

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Post by Mrgrumble on Aug 31, 2020 15:11:19 GMT 10

*Found in the want-ads section of several mainstream publications*

Fit, religiously inclined human M (20) seeks F hin for ‘exercise partner’. Hiking in rugged terrain to start, with view to long distance running. Must love dogs. Reply to ‘Mr. Wolf’ c/o Eagle’s Head Tavern, Luln.

Mrgrumble
Threshold

I'm confused...

Posts: 61

Want-Ads Aug 31, 2020 15:19:13 GMT 10 via mobile

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Post by Mrgrumble on Aug 31, 2020 15:19:13 GMT 10

WANTED: Fit, religiously inclined M (20) seeks F tour-guide/travel companion to escort him on holiday to the beautiful Five Shires region. Limited luggage space available, so would suit smaller figured lady. Own transport also a bonus.

Itinerary includes:
*engaging with the local population
*hands on wildlife experiences
*culinary tours
*some running involved

Please send reply to: Mr. Wolf, c/o Eagle’s Head Tavern, Luln.

The locals will be DYING to meet us!!

Troubletcat
Development Team

Trying, man

Posts: 210

Want-Ads Sept 3, 2020 20:16:44 GMT 10

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Post by Troubletcat on Sept 3, 2020 20:16:44 GMT 10

Uniformed members of the King's Defense Forces have begun seizing and destroying any publications containing these or similar advertisements in Threshold and Verge, although they aren't quite able to get them all.

They do not offer any compensation to the vendors, telling them to direct any complaints to Mage Kalisa Inciya.

They never remove their helmets, but a careful observer might still notice that the patrols are comprised from a fairly small pool of low-ranking soldiers.

Mrgrumble
Threshold

I'm confused...

Posts: 61

Want-Ads Sept 5, 2020 19:10:21 GMT 10 via mobile

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Post by Mrgrumble on Sept 5, 2020 19:10:21 GMT 10

If asked, representatives of relevant publications would attest that advertisements were submitted anonymously via post including payment in gold coinage stamped in various currency - including Darokin.

No further advertisements of this nature have been received since last published.

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Post by Mrgrumble on Sept 5, 2020 19:10:21 GMT 10

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